(Must be read with Italian accent)
One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel.
Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast.
I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast.
She brings me only one piss.
I tella her I want to piss.
She say go to toilet.
I say you no understand.
I wanna to piss onna plate.
You sonna ma bitch.
I don´t even no the lady and She call me sonna ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant.
The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock.
I tell her I wanna fock.
She tell me everyone wanna fock.
I tell her you no understand.
I Wanna fock on the table.
She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.
So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed.
Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit.
He tell me to go to toilett.
I say you no understand.
I Wanna shit on my bed.
He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say :
“Peace on you”
I say piss on you to.
You sonna ma bitch.
I gonna back to Italy.
